7.10.2012

Top 5 MOST ANNOYING COMMERCIALS watched while working out...

5.) Alli:



) The poop it out pill....eat all the fat you want...POOP IT OUT.  lololololol....At least this blocks something.....however, they are not guaranteeing you will make it to the toilet on time. Use at your own risk...and at 60 bucks a bottle....wouldn't you be better off simply not eating all that fat? 


4.) The fullbar:


  Eat a fullbar...you'll be full.   That's the theory....at 160 calories you are supposed to eat this thing and then you'll eat less...otherwise known as the 'drink a cup of water' theory. Fat people didn't get fat because they didn't feel full...they get fat because they ignore full signals and overeat.  So your full bar is full of crap

3.) The Total Gym:
 
The total gym....IN JUST A FEW MINUTES A DAY...Now I love chuck. He's a great guy...but if I hear..one more time...that I can get fit in a few minutes a day while slogging through my 5 zillionth 60 minute workout..knowing all the info there is about formerly obese people needing at least 1 hour a day, 6 days a week to maintain their loss...my head will explode. Nuff said.

2.) Sensa
Besides the obnoxious flailing and the ridiculous assertion that you shake it on any available piece of shit and inhale it and you'll lose weight....when are they going to stop selling magical dieting fairy dust! This product nearly was number 1 but was beaten by a nose by....



1.) The 'smart for life' cookie diet.
 

What complete and utter shit. That's all. This one made me the angriest. After 3 years of trying to eat healthy and exercise...watching these people sell non food to obese people by implying that they can eat all the cookies (for life!?)  they want and lose weight is disgusting. It is condescending.

  How about an amalgam of all of these products...whaduya say?! So Grab a fullbar, then 20 minutes later you can pull out a cookie..sprinkle sensa on it, eat as many as you want and then hop on the total gym for a vigorous 20 minute workout...then sit back and watch those pounds fall off.

Chris out.

13 comments:

'Yellow Rose' Jasmine said...

LOL!
Oh yeah!
Awesome!

Boy do I hate this crap as well. ;)

E. Jane said...

You hit the nail on the head! I'm so glad that I'm not the only one who bristles at these ridiculous commercials!

Putz said...

i believe everything in those 5 commercials, absoluetey EVERYTHING><<>why wouldn't anyone believe that what is so tyrue

Gavz said...

Hahaha! Awesome! :D

Rettakat said...

"...then sit back ON THE TOILET and watch those pounds fall off."

I'd chip in to help you make that commercial, LOL!!

carla said...

ooh see? and I thought I missed tv while I worked out!!
now I know better...

Helen said...

Interesting thought about people not getting fat because they feel full... I just an MD on TV the other day discussing the newest diet pill that has been given FDA approval. The pill "works" by making you feel full. His exact assessment is that it won't work for most people as most people get overweight because they eat even if they are full. They eat emotionally and not just physically.

Quiltingranny said...

Oh yeah and the ones about diet pills in general. Loosing weight takes work not magic! Great post!

Joy said...

Anything to make a buck. So sad that they take advantage of people. I'm not falling for any of it!!

Keep focused!

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Joy said...

Hey girl, hope you're doing great!! Keep up the great work and stay focused on your journey!!

c82b43d4-d6e4-11e1-9c92-000bcdca4d7a said...

ROFL, you forgot to mention the continual trips to the toilet from the alli pills during all that eating of the full bar and cookie munching with sensa and "ab busting" total gym workout!!