3.05.2011

Captain Obvious rides again....in news of the obvious.

Hello all,
Chris is tired and taking a hot bath having sold girl scout cookies outside the local lowes for two hours.
75 boxes later, and she is tired and "done'...I am told.
She did do a three mile walk.


Moving on...
Captain obvious has noticed a startling trend.
That being news that should not be news.
Things heretofore thought of only as 'common sense' are now 'news'.

http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/sleeping-angels/200908/watching-tv-leads-obesity

Apparently the more time you spend sitting on your duff watching TV....the fatter you are.
This was a study....done by someone....for money.

I think they should do a study about the inexplicable correspondence of massive food intake and butt expansion. 

And then there is this.











Thank God.
Can you imagine the rate of Teen pregnancy if we count the Teens who are older than 26?


http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/06/23/AR2008062301495.htmlA healthy diet lowers death risk for women..
I don't know about men, as the article didn't say....
 oh and apparently, the human mortality rate is currently 100 percent. Disturbing.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-12138280
A woman's tears reduce a man's sexual arousal.
next up, a study on head aches and the term 'not tonight dear' coinciding with a husband's lack of tact and affection earlier in the evening....

As an official proponent of the Obvious...I say we have more of these...
maybe "A new study finds politicians to be 'less truthful'.
or
a study on "Why the roads are so crowded at 5 o clock."

And finally,
under the painfully obvious category.
John Galliano of Dior.
Nobody likes Hitler...or people who do.
And saying that YOU  do...will get you fired.
Especially after Dior hires a model who is of Jewish Descent...you tragic, tragic queen.
Bite it...

Obviously done,
Captain out.

9 comments:

Deb Willbefree said...

lol. Really? Teen pregnancy drops after age 25? How's it fare after age 19 one wonders...

Deb

Putz said...

so so so funny<><<<><>my wife once said that to me} wait till you are 68 years old and this stuff gets even funnier

Putz said...

i just did a whole complete comment and all your comment moderation did was automaticlly delete the whole thing except for so so funny<><><>what i said before that is tears have put me off many times for example><<>when with the tears she says keep your hands off me you swiney pig, or even when she has been amourous but still in tears and says kiss me if you must but do not touch my hair, the waxes in your hands will straighten my curley hair<><><>yes she did say that once>>>here goes let see if you earse all of me{hey that is a song}

Christine said...

lol...oh mr. putz...women just cry sometimes. lol.

Mary Ellen said...

Perhaps Walt Whitman said it best (1st half of the 2nd stanza of "O Captain! My Captain!):

O Captain! my Captain! rise up and hear the bells;
Rise up—for you the flag is flung—for you the bugle trills;
For you bouquets and ribboned wreaths—for you the shores a-crowding;
For you they call, the swaying mass, their eager faces turning;

Your followers love you, dear captain, whether you get promoted or not. ;)

Rettakat said...

Love it when you come to visit with us, Captain Obvious. You crack me up. :-D

Hanlie said...

I love Captain Obvious!

Joy said...
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Joy said...

Thanks I needed a good laugh today!