Chris is tired and taking a hot bath having sold girl scout cookies outside the local lowes for two hours.
75 boxes later, and she is tired and "done'...I am told.
She did do a three mile walk.
Captain obvious has noticed a startling trend.
That being news that should not be news.
Things heretofore thought of only as 'common sense' are now 'news'.
Apparently the more time you spend sitting on your duff watching TV....the fatter you are.
This was a study....done by someone....for money.
I think they should do a study about the inexplicable correspondence of massive food intake and butt expansion.
And then there is this.
Can you imagine the rate of Teen pregnancy if we count the Teens who are older than 26?
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/06/23/AR2008062301495.htmlA healthy diet lowers death risk for women..
I don't know about men, as the article didn't say....
oh and apparently, the human mortality rate is currently 100 percent. Disturbing.
A woman's tears reduce a man's sexual arousal.
next up, a study on head aches and the term 'not tonight dear' coinciding with a husband's lack of tact and affection earlier in the evening....
As an official proponent of the Obvious...I say we have more of these...
maybe "A new study finds politicians to be 'less truthful'.
a study on "Why the roads are so crowded at 5 o clock."
under the painfully obvious category.
John Galliano of Dior.
Nobody likes Hitler...or people who do.
And saying that YOU do...will get you fired.
Especially after Dior hires a model who is of Jewish Descent...you tragic, tragic queen.