my really sh*tty award....(I'm aglow)
I would like to thank Jack Shit for this award....
(oh my God, he likes me...he really likes me...)
Okay, Sally Field moment over...
In doing so, I would like to point out
Jack's contribution to the weight loss blogging community....
His endless nights spent tapping away at his keyboard. In the process,Finding new and unique ways to rework songs by artists too old, fat, or dead to care...for the amusement of we....the fat blogging community.
His second contribution would be simply his name....Jack Sh*t.
He has inspired me to eat Jack Sh*t, and in the process, lose a bunch of weight.
The third thing He has done is to create the league of extraordinarily fat Gentlemen.
In saving Tom during their last adventure; He ensured that the Plethora of Perpetually Plump Womyn have their mandatory monthly meltdown and a built in weight loss holiday.
bwahahahahhhaaaaaaaaaaaa...It was all a part of our bloody and fiendish plot, Jack Sh*t.
The fourth thing Jack Sh*t has contributed to the weight loss community is his incessant weight loss....I mean, week after week after week....he loses weight. Making others look, well-lets face it, less committed to this sh*t than Jack.
The fifth thing Jack has done is to be red headed. Meaning he has a temper and If ya'll don't keep losing weight...Jack may have to cut a B*tch.
The sixth thing he has contributed is ending world hunger, bringing about world peace and he has personally banned the eating of all donut bacon cheeseburgers in the lower forty-eight. For that we WOULD have awarded him the nobel peace prize, but apparently, in our confusion, it was already given to someone who has DONE jack sh*t. woops.
The seventh and final thing....
and this is serious. He honestly cares about others and you will find him on my blog, on your blog, and on many many others, rooting people on. He actually cares. It isn't just about him. I have a feeling that not only does he do this in blog land, but that he does this with the people he meets daily in real life. It no doubt makes him a man worth knowing.
So Thank you. I take this award with pride. It goes to the top of my list.
Have a great night ya'll
Posted by Christine at 7:08 PM