I am no longer Morbidly obese.
Or severely obese...
or even kind of obese.
As of today, I am
I weighed in this morning at 168.5.
Yeah! Cue balloons and confetti.
I have been OBESE since 1997.
That is 13 years.
There are fat pockets that haven't seen the light of day since Bill clinton "Knew" Monica.
I was so pumped I ate clean and exercised.
oh wait. I do that anyways...
which is why I am no longer OBESE.
It does feel different..
Kind of like age 21 different, when you can legally get sh*tfaced drunk and puke into your friends cashmere sweater.
Except now I can wander around officially pudgy as opposed to
Now I only have a slightly elevated risk of dropping dead from a variety of illnesses.
50 percent of the female population weighs more than me.
(Math genius here)
If and when I lose 30 more pounds, a good 70 percent of america's female population will indeed...
weigh- more- than- me.
So, If you want to be merely pudgy.
Keep on going.
You too can be average..
Tomorrow is my 200 situps in 5 minutes challenge...which will be supervised by my good friend
Not sure how this will work....If I will have to post it (the verification) on mine, with her writing, or on hers with a link.
Thanks for all the support.
I felt better this morning.
For a variety of reasons...well, one really.
YOUR HAPPILY PUDGY BLOGGER.