Okay, saturdays are duds...at least around blogland.
So Instead of putting good brain power to waste...I think each Saturday I will have a little laugh at other's expense.
Does this mean I am not compassionate?
It does mean my bullsh*t meter is up and running.
This Saturday will be
Parents who deserve to have their parenting license taken away....(Oh, I know...parents aren't required to HAVE a license...but we can dream.)
Billy Ray Cyrus
For this little gem....
and subsequent quote:
Billy Ray Cyrus said, “It’s what people her age do.”
My goodness, I had no idea!
So, venturing into my own 16 year old daughter's bedroom...I meekly inquired as to whether giving lap dances or in more updated venacular...doing the bump and grind on a 44 year old man's lap was just something your average 16 year old girl does these days, My daughter responded "WHAT!?"
"What is wrong with you?"
Then she told me she was busy...and kicked me out.
Maybe what Billy meant to say was, "It's what people her age do when the parents abdicate their parental authority in exchange for their daughter earning enough money to keep the parental units in the style to which they've become accustomed"...
or some such thing.
Parents who need to be stripped of their parenting license...
What do you do when your daughter is a raging alcoholic and drug abuser...
Get her help maybe?
Gah....YOU'RE a drag.
What fun would THAT be...
No, if you are Dina Lohan you take your daughter here
Why risk being a drag and a downer....
She's the 'fun' mom.
And last, but certainly not least...
A whole gaggle of idiots.
Why wait till 16 to prematurely sexualize your daughter when You can start at 7 ?
Nothing shouts good taste like seven years olds in stripper boots and bikinis.
I would be more impressed with their dancing if visions of stripper poles weren't dancing in my head...
As Chris Rock once said:
(caution, strong language in the link)
"Sometimes I am walking with my daughter, I'm talking to my daughter, I'm looking at her, I'm pushing her in the stroller. And sometimes I pick her up and I just stare at her and I realize my only job in life is to keep her off the pole.
"Keep my baby off the pole!
"I mean they don't grade fathers but if your daughter is a stripper you f*&$#@ up."
Today was my dieting and exercise vacay.
I eat 1800 calories on Saturdays. I also do no exercise except what I do with my kids.
Today I spent at my house cleaning and relaxing.
Wednesdays will be 1600 calorie days and the rest will be between 1400-1500.
I won't have splurge days anymore because I don't think they were promoting a better attitude towards food.
I need to develop a new relationship with food and stop 'rewarding' myself once a month.
Eating a bit more on Saturdays from now until I reach my goal will be enough.
If I want a treat, working it into my normal weekly eating will have to be the new norm.
I will see how the calorie count works. If I have to up it after a while to stop losing I will.
There are still days where I won't be counting...Thanksgiving, Christmas eve.
But they will be few and far between. Mostly I am trying to learn balance and how to eat healthy amounts, healthy portions.
This is the beginnings of my maintenance mode. No, I am not at goal..but as I get closer I want to be more in line with HOW I am going to eat for the rest of my life.
Well, this post is long enough.
Have a great Saturday night.
I am off to fold laundry.